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The 2013 Gulder Ultimate search is scheduled 2 hold in Kano. D Contestants wil be lookin 4 BOKO HARAM LEADER. D star price is 1Billion Naira
I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, cos the things she asked for only God can provide dem
They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses & try moving a wall...You can't.. But drink 3 shots of Vodka & the wall moves by itself
He doesn't call u, he doesn't even FLASH, yet ukeep calling him ur BOO, "my dear, to him U are as useless as the P in psycho
Don't Kill yourself becos you wanna look Expensive, some guys don't even know the difference between Brazillian hair and darlin Yaki
U nor get money,no Dreams,no Educatn,no skills,no manners,no future ambition n u say u want some1 that would love u for who u are,who are u?
Never look down on people except you love their shoes
In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Gud nite my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In 9ja "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?
Ur BF beats you on a Daily Basis, you put his picture Up and Ur BBM Status Reads "you bring Out the Best in me" ..... Are you a Drum???
Arsenal Anthem : "8years don waka, we still dey carry go, Van persie waka, go Man-U do solo!¡±
Girlfriends now collect gifts for mothers day too?? Am amazed!!
The Lipstick Some Girls Apply on the Lips can paint a Duplex.
What's the relationship between Rain & PHCNin Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing.
Just put currency sign in front of your pin and igbo girls would add you. $2737A4A7
Nollywood Again!! Hw can a policeman with 6-rounds revolver keep shootin @ robbers more dan 20 times.D bullet dey generate itself like DNA?
Yoruba Girls will not kill me..how can you say having sex in a car with d seat belt on is called a protected sex?
Somewhere in Nigeria, in a Cold Weather, A Greedy Girl is Shivering and still asking her BF for Ice-Cream.
He did the Exam so well that He Took the Answer Scripts Home to show His Room-mates.
If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible & anointing oil or Qu'ran as Vals gift, free her, na WITCH.
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